Looking for an awesome gag gift? Take a whiff of these 11 candles that make you say what?!
Wait, I thought I could smell a sweaty man in camouflage free of charge (Yankee Candle, $8).
Unless I want to be reminded of why I have a super-bad hangover, On Tap is better left unlit (Yankee Candle, $8).
Polka Dot Dot Dot
While Polka Dot Dot Dot sounds like a super-cute candle, we’re completely unsure of what it would smell like — perhaps bouncing curls and puppy dog tails (Gold Canyon, $13 – $22)?
Wait, is this candle laughing with you or at you (Gold Canyon, $9 – $22)?
Word on the street is that the Glitter scented candle comes loaded with a Britney Spears, NSYNC and Backstreet Boys mix tape ($9 – $22). OK, not really… but wouldn’t that be so perf!?
Unless this candle has a fabulous metallic tail and dinglehopper collection, I’m not buying it (Anthropologie, $50).
As fabulous as a trip to the pub sounds, having the pub scent in my home does not. Hello bad decisions! (Colonial Candle, $5)
Have you smelled the streets of Vegas? Like everything else, this scent should probably stay in Sin City where it belongs (Colonial Candle, $30).
What do beads, jazz music and drunk people smell like? Now you can find out with a Mardi Gras candle (Colonial Candle, $25).
Tobacco & Honey
Wait, did somebody invite Grandpa over? Oh no, it’s just this tobacco and honey scented candle burning in the other room (Colonial Candle, $1 – $12).
I have yet to decide if this is the perfect name for a candle or the absolute worst… (Urban Outfitters, $12).