Airport security is important and lifesaving and necessary but let’s get real: It’s the worst. A Russian man who didn’t appreciate being told to take his belt off responded by gifting travelers with a real-time view of all of his business. All of it.
At Pulkovo Airport in St. Petersburg, the unnamed man passing through airport security after work decided to stick it to the guards by removing every scrap of clothing but his socks. He even took his watch off. But not his socks, natch.
A diligent anchor at My Fox NY took one for the team and gave the footage of his escapade a long, hard look. Along with her colleague, she determined that no, he wasn’t wearing any underwear.
“Well at least he’s in good shape,” she said, after the kind of sigh that distinctly communicated naked airport guy could get it. Seriously, if you watch anything, watch the last 10 seconds of the video. This woman is all of us.
The hero to all travelers has reportedly filed a report with the police over the treatment he received at the airport. As of yet, there is no word on where he got his bangin’ bod.