Throw away your classic pair of black tights because this autumn, bold, bright and bizarre is in fashion. The weirder and funkier the tights — the better. You’ll certainly stop traffic wearing these crazy leggings.
Someone call Ghostbusters! The slimed look is so hot right now. Just when you thought you’d seen everything, German brand URB has created a new range of bizarre tights. It gives the illusion the wearer has had a nasty accident with a big bird or a can of paint has exploded between their legs. Available in a range of colours from neon to pastel, glitter and black and white.
Messy Black and White Melting Tights (URB-clothing.com $55)
Glitter Melting Tights (URB-clothing.com $55)
If you strut down the street whistling the “Imperial March” and your first crush was Luke Skywalker or Han Solo, these are the perfect pair of leggings for you. Available in two styles — Chewie and Han or a Star Wars montage. (blackmilkclothing.com, $105)
Always dreamed of having a tattoo but terrified of needles and can’t make up your mind what you want? Now you can have the tough girl look without the pain or the commitment. Tattoo tights come with a range of patterns from traditonal roses to stars, crosses and scripted writing. (Yesstyle.com, USD$16)
Age your legs in seconds
Most of us will do anything to avoid those hideous spider veins, yet believe it or not, now you can acquire legs only your grandfather could grow to love with Zombie Vein Tights. (Amazon.com, $8)
Rock it like Rod Stewart
Rod Stewart turned tartan tights into a fashion hit in the ’80s. They’re a little funky, slightly punky, tight and shiny. Match them with a sleek black leather jacket, a spiky hair-do and chunky boots for a look that will cause heads to turn.
Be a boozy floozy
The drinks are on you. If you’re a girl who likes to have a beer, you’ll love these fabulous beer-coloured tights, complete with bubbles. (blackmilkclothing.com, $75)
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A walk on the wild side
Add a little pizzaz to any outfit with giraffe-patterned tights. Let your wild side loose and guarantee yourself some animal lovin’ as these tights will attract attention. (Pamelamann.co.uk,£9)
The boney look
No need to starve yourself or work out at the gym to look like a skeleton. These leg bone leggings provide onlookers with an X-ray vision experience. (blackmilkclothing.com, $75)
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