The office bathroom is a place where things happen that maybe shouldn’t be repeated. But if the walls could talk, here’s what they would say.
1. During the office holiday party
You think nobody knows that you and your cubicle neighbor hooked up that night? The office bathroom knows.
2. That time the stomach flu went around
Some gigs should require hazard pay. Remember this the next time you’re in the office bathroom.
3. The guy with the terrible aim
Not cool, dude. Not cool.
4. The gossip club
No matter how quietly you whisper about all those juicy rumors floating around the office, the bathroom hears all.
5. So many selfies
Nobody needs to see you making yet another duck face. Also, there have to be better places than the office bathroom to take that Instagram pic.
6. The stand off
Two people enter with one goal: “number two.” Both settle into position, hoping that the other only has “number one” on the mind. Then it becomes a stand off to see who will leave first and who will claim the crown.
7. That smell
Everybody denies it’s his or her fault, but the bathroom always knows who the culprit is.
8. The creeper
There’s always that one person who “accidentally” opens the door when the stall is occupied.
9. The one who didn’t quite make it
You rush and rush, but sometimes you just don’t make it in time. The bathroom remembers.
10. Desperate measures
Remember the time you discovered there was no toilet paper and you did something you never want to think of again? So does the office bathroom.