What makes a Christmas ornament ridiculous? Check out these eyesores, and find out how some ornaments go from cheerful to terrible.
1. Pink flamingos in high heels
We’re not sure why there’s a Christmas ornament with a pink flamingo, but the fact that they are in gold heels (not actually wearing them) is even more puzzling.
2. Farting Santa
Taking the image of jolly old Saint Nick and turning him into a disgusting ornament that farts is the very definition of a ridiculous Christmas ornament.
3. Shirtless Santa
What’s worse than making an ornament out of a farting Santa? Why, taking his shirt off and turning him into a sex symbol.
4. Naked Santa
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse than a farting and shirtless Santa, we present naked Santa.
5. Duck Dynasty duck call ornament
Seriously, who would want this ridiculous ornament hanging on their tree?
Don’t get us wrong — we love bacon as much as the next person. But this ornament is beyond awful. It looks like something a serial killer would want hanging on their tree.
The message behind this terrible ornament seems to be, “Nothing says Christmas like a stripper in a thong.”
8. Lederhosen unicorn
There are so many things that baffle the mind about this ornament, it’s hard to know where to begin. We could almost wrap our heads around a unicorn in lederhosen, but why do they have to be pink?
9. The insane horse head
It may be true that most children would love a pony for Christmas, but if any child saw this thing hanging from their tree, they’d probably run away screaming.
What is a “Santaur,” you ask? Why, it’s Santa with a horse’s body. The better question would be, who thought of this monstrosity, and what were they drinking when they did?
11. Elk Man on a leash
Apparently it wasn’t just enough for this ornament designer to have an elk with a man’s body. They also had to put him in a suit and have a woman lead him from the ring in his nose. Merry Christmas, one and all.