Body hair: We all have it, but some of us just have a more inconvenient strain than others. The absolute worst strain known to womankind is the pale arm/dark arm hair combo (of course, I could just be projecting). But seriously, it’s as if the trials and tribulations of having dark arm hair know no bounds:
1. When you wear a tank top, you feel like Chewbacca.
2. Watches and bangle bracelets get all tangled up in your bizniss.
3. You’ve tried every body hair removal kit ever created.
4. Sweaters equal static, which equals constantly electrocuting yourself.
5. When you shave it, it grows back 15 seconds later.
6. And when you shave it, you use nine disposables in the process.
7. After putting on moisturizer or sunscreen, you have to comb your arm hair back into place.
8. And asking a guy to put sunscreen on you? Not sexy.
9. Sometimes you catch yourself petting your arm hair.
10. That thing where people comment on your arm hair as if you haven’t noticed it before.
11. You’re still traumatized by the waxing incident of 2005.
12. When your friends brag talk about their super fine body hair, you’re all like…
13. People constantly ask if you’re Italian… and you say yes.
14. While your friends are saving for a vacay, you’re saving for a No!No!.
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