Fake an orgasm
While we don’t necessarily encourage this — because how else will the other person know they are truly awful? — it’s a good way to speed up the whole process when you’d prefer to be asleep.
Tips for faking an orgasm
- Keep your eyes closed.
- Gasp like you’ve just seen your favourite pair of shoes on sale.
- Pant like a dog.
- Grab the sheets.
- Dig your claws into his back, and curl your toes.
- Scream out compliments.
- Relax, smile and roll over.
Or you could watch the famous When Harry Met Sally restaurant scene for some ideas.