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24 Things you should be able to do


Fake an orgasm

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While we don’t necessarily encourage this — because how else will the other person know they are truly awful? — it’s a good way to speed up the whole process when you’d prefer to be asleep.

Tips for faking an orgasm

  • Keep your eyes closed.
  • Gasp like you’ve just seen your favourite pair of shoes on sale.
  • Pant like a dog.
  • Grab the sheets.
  • Dig your claws into his back, and curl your toes.
  • Scream out compliments.
  • Relax, smile and roll over.

Or you could watch the famous When Harry Met Sally restaurant scene for some ideas.

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