13 Of the most a-hole Secret Santa gifts that ever happened

Dec 15, 2014 at 4:30 p.m. ET

Think you've gotten some terrible Secret Santa presents? We're betting that these beauties are a thousand times worse.

1. The box of bacon

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Sure, some people love bacon more than life itself, but not everyone feels that way.

2. The wacky Wookie

secret santa wookie

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We're not really sure who is supposed to like this gift — a Star Wars fan? A fan of red cars? Perhaps triangles? Either way, this one struck out on all counts.

3. The way too personal hand sanitizer

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Anything with the word "genitals" in it is bound to be a terrible Secret Santa gift.

4. The Grumpy Cat mug

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Not everyone wants to drink their morning cup of joe out the face of the grumpiest cat on the planet.

5. The serial killer note

secret santa serial killer

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Whether this note leads the receiver to a great gift or not, the way that it is written is bound to haunt their nightmares forever.

6. The scariest animal in the world

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We have no idea what this is and we don't care what it is. The point is that it is too frightening to give to anyone, especially as a Secret Santa present.

7. The dolls


Whoever gave this present probably thought they were being very amusing and clever. The receiver did not agree.

8. The not-so-nice mug

secret santa mug

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Giving a gift like this to a guy is just plain mean.

9. The roll of money toilet paper

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A general rule of thumb for Secret Santa gift giving: no gifts that are meant to be used on or in the toilet.

10. The ugly ducks

secret santa ugly ducks

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There may be a story about an ugly ducking turning into a beautiful swan, but these are just plain ugly.

11. The terrible veggie platter

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Seriously? Whoever thought this was an appropriate Secret Santa gift needs to rethink their life choices.

12. The ugly wig

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This hat/wig combo is so awful it's hard to believe someone paid money for it.

13. The wrong fit

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Generally, this would be a really nice present to give someone but when your Secret Santa is this unaware of who you are, it's not nice at all.

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