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Who wore it best? Choose which weiner dog makes the best weiner

If you love Doxies — which, let’s face it, we all do — these weiner dogs dressed like weiners are sure to make your month. Or, you know, year.

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Not only does this black-and-tan Dachshund look dapper as a hot dog, but we imagine he’s also pretty cozy, too.

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Rita the Doxie looks none too impressed about being topped with condiments, but she makes an awfully cute (angry) hot dog regardless.

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Relish? Cross-stitches as sesame seeds? This is one high-class weiner hot dog.

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On a scale from one to Dahmer, how creepy is it if we say this precious little ginger pup looks sweet enough to eat? ‘Cause, seriously, we could gobble her up.

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This dappled Dachshund likes big buns, and she cannot lie. Also on the plus side? This costume could probably double as a decent flotation device in a pinch.

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Hot diggitty dog, indeed! It’s scary how adorable this itty-bitty Doxie is.

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This Doxie’s hot dog costume is a tad on the large size, but perhaps that’s by design — maybe it’s going for the foot-long look.

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This long-haired beauty is a mustard only kind of Doxie.

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Even Jude the mini dappled Doxie has to make last-minute grocery runs on Halloween, and he does his dressed as a hot dog. Betcha can’t say that for yourself.

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Some weiners like mustard, some prefer ketchup. To-may-to, to-mah-to, eh?

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Who can be bothered to pose for a picture when there are so many things for a weiner dressed as a weiner to do in the world?

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A Doxie dressed as a hot dog that can do tricks, too? We’ve seen some pretty magical things in our day, and this just shot to the top of that list.

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This weiner-wearing weiner is one classy dame with her pretty pearls on.

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Jarvis the Doxie is a bit on the stout side, but that doesn’t keep him from looking like a million bucks in his cocktail weenie hot dog costume.

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OK, OK. So which dog wore it best? Tell us in the comments below.

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