When most people have a court date, they don a business suit and low-key look that says “law-abiding citizen.” But when Amanda Bynes has to go to court, she rolls out of bed and grabs a wig she borrowed from Nicki Minaj. The troubled 27-year-old wore this sloppy, strange ensemble to face a judge during her NYC hearing this week.
Let’s start with that wig, shall we? The former Nickelodeon actress, who shaved her head, often wears blond or brunette wigs, but why in the world would she wear a blue and green wig to something as serious as a court date? It’s just all wrong.
Weird hair color aside, Amanda also couldn’t be bothered to change out of sweats. She sported an Alvin Ailey dance tank top, black sweatpants and black high-top sneakers. Going to court is not the time to be super casual, Amanda… it’s a time to clean up and look contrite!
The final verdict? Amanda has another pre-trial hearing set for Sept. 26 for charges stemming from her arrest for marijuana possession and tampering with evidence back in May. And if she doesn’t want the powers that be to think she’s currently on drugs, she should try dressing like a normal person for a change.
We feel for Kristen Stewart. It can’t be easy bouncing back from a split with Rob Pattinson, especially when a prankster is writing “I love Rob” on your car post-breakup. But when you step out in outfits like this one the actress wore for the Chanel show in Paris, we just can’t keep quiet.
The Twilight actress donned a doctor-meets-dominatrix look from the label’s collection and while we applaud her for going for new looks besides her usual jeans and Converse, this one isn’t working on her. The lab coat looks like she’s heading to work to do CAT scans and MRIs, while the leather gloves and chain accessories suggest she’s ready to make someone’s S&M fantasies come true.
Maybe she heard that her ex Rob may be up for the lead role in Fifty Shades of Grey and that this bondage-inspired look could lure him back, but we’re not biting.
The final verdict? We know breakups are painful, but hasn’t anyone told Kristen that the best revenge is looking good (not weird)? Enjoy your time abroad but get Chanel to hook you up with a different outfit before you head home to the States and risk bumping into Rob, please.