The truth of the matter is, Twitter is changing the face of love. There are Twitter crushes and subtweets and public declarations of eternal adoration, and to be perfectly frank, most of it causes concern. Far too many romantic confessions on Twitter fail and make us question the state of love, relationships and even life itself. Here are 16 Twitter fails that have our heads spinning.
Hashtag bad romance
Ah, Twitter crushes. Maybe they should stay in the hallways of high school?
We don’t know about you, but we don’t really want a man who is using his own saliva to “shine” for us.
But hey, different strokes for different folks.
Surely this is a joke. Yes?
Nothing quite like a glaring typo to change the mood of a poem… or tweet… or anything.
Motion to stop using “shawty” when trying to be romantic?
Poetry and logic and romance at its finest right here.
Hashtag high school love. Hashtag oh no.
Please, whoever is reading this, choose a different tactic to express your eternal devotion.
A sad look at the state of modern relationships.
Perhaps this should have been a text message conversation?
We certainly hope you love him more than Starbucks and Target lol.
And more than video games, for that matter lolz.
We’re not entirely sure what this means, but we do hope the love you two share
(whoever you are) is more important than anything else From The Barn Danc.
We don’t think we like the way romance is leaning, everyone. We just don’t like it.