If being on the naughty list is wrong, we don’t want to be right. ‘Tis the season for making everything we do festive, and that includes what we do in the bedroom. Sure, Santa-themed sex toys can be cheesy, but who cares? The worst that can happen is that we make St. Nick blush.
And that’s why all we want for Christmas are these wild, pretty, and magical holiday sex toys to help us end the year on a high note. After all, 2020 needs as much redemption as possible — and if some holiday-themed bedroom gadgets get us there, so be it. From an adorable reindeer bullet vibrator to the ultimate NSFW advent calendar, there’s a little naughty gift for everyone in this list. (Don’t worry, there’s no coal in sight.)
No matter which ones you enlist in the bedroom this season, they’re sure to sleigh the night away. Or whenever you get down to it.
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If this cutie doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit, we don’t know what will. This bullet vibrator that resembles Rudolph has 10 vibration modes and easy-to-use buttons.
It’s easy to mistake this for some sort of Christmas yard decor, but this candy-cane glass icicle is actually a super satisfying massager. You can even heat is up to take things to the next level.
This limited-edition naughty stocking is at the top of our holiday wish list this year. This bundle includes a Charged Vooom Bullet vibrator, Climax Cream and KissOboo Lip Balm so you’re ready for the Christmas after-party festivities.
If you thought being on the naughty list meant getting coal in your stocking, you were wrong. In our book, every guy deserves this casual $5K 24-karat gold G-spot toy instead.
NSFW Advent Calendar
Chocolate-filled advent calendar, who? Make the 12 days leading up to Christmas a lot more satisfying for your and your partner with this luxury gift box filled with vibrators, handcuffs and more sultry surprises.
Fifty Shades of Naughty
Or, if you’re a Fifty Shades of Grey fan, this is the countdown calendar of your NSFW dreams. It includes 10 days of bedroom gifts to help you ~celebrate~ the holiday season.
Turn your bedroom into a Winter Wonderland with this next-level set that’ll give you anything but a silent night. As an early holiday gift, you’ll save 28% on this bundle, which includes all the goodies you want — from a cordless vibrator to foreplay dice to keep things exciting.
I Want Candy
Because one candy cane sex toy isn’t enough, here’s another one. This beginner vibrator is a sweet bedroom treat for you or a partner —it’s also waterproof so you can take it in the shower or tub.
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