Pornaments Let You Slip Something Sexy On Your Tree This Holiday Season

It used to be that the sexiest thing about Christmas was a sultry serenade of “Santa Baby,” a potentially steamy stocking stuffer or maybe a post-Holiday party rendezvous if you didn’t go too hard on the eggnog. Now, there’s a new way to spice up your holiday decor, NSFW-style: Pornaments.

Okay, so maybe it’s not a front of the tree fixture or something you’ll keep out when your parents or in-laws visit, but these cheeky, hilarious ornaments may be the perfect hilarious fit for sex geeks, kinksters or your more sexually adventurous pals with the right acquired taste.

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Available only through their website, these hand-painted ornaments are about 7-8 inches tall and 2-3 inches wide. They encourage folks to pre-order since they only do one production run per year — and ordering in advance guarantees that your pick of a pornament actually makes it to you.

Whether you want something phallic (a pin-up girl saddled up to a candy cane dick or a little penis cowboy) something raunchy (like this snowman couple having a romp) or something more subtle and suggestive (like a leather-daddy Santa with a well-placed package), there are plenty of options for gag gifts or a sweet something for your significant other.

Added bonus from the Pornaments team: You can get 15 percent off on your pornament order using the discount code SHE at check-out! 

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