Breastfeeding is an extremely personal and intimate relationship between a mother and her child. Except for one woman named Jennifer D. Mulford, the mother of a 20-year-old daughter, and, also, apparently, a breastfeeding fetishist who is currently nursing her adult boyfriend Brad. See below:
“When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people I was envious,” she said. “I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else so I knew I would enjoy it.”
She has taken supplements to stimulate lactation and also pumps several times a day in order to produce more. These are very normal events in the world of a breastfeeding mama, but her “baby” is a grown man and honestly, the whole thing kind of turns my stomach.
Look, sexually there are a lot of things under the sun. People like and want far grosser things than this. I get it. But I also know that when I was nursing my three children, my boobs were strictly off limits sexually. I just couldn’t compartmentalize them and the thought of my husband touching or sucking them made me want to vomit. Once I’d weaned them, it took a couple of months, but I was able to get back into the sexual mindset. So this just seems like a crossing of the lines.
Look, I get it. There are some weird parent-child fantasies that happen in the bedroom. Think men who like to be called “daddy” in the bedroom. Or spanking. Or couples who call one another “baby” (don’t we all do that?). For some, that kind of talk and play is hot. For me, it is a huge, massive turn off.
Obviously, it is their life and they are not hurting anyone, and to some extent, it makes sense. When we nurse, all kinds of feel-good, loving, bonding hormones are released into our bloodstream. Maybe this helps these two feel that way for one another.
As for me, though, I will never erase the memory of my newborn latched to my breast, so the thought of a grown man’s head looking up at me kind of makes me want to puke in my mouth. To each their own and all that, but I reserve the right to find this “udderly” horrifying.