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The best beard-related pick-up lines on the internet

According to science, a face full of stubble is enough to make most women wobbly at the knees.

We went trawling through the internet to find some of the best beard-related pick-up lines. Both men and women have shared lines that they’ve either used before or that have been used on them because of their impressive facial locks.

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Here are some of our favourites, just in case you ever find yourself in contact with a heavily bearded man who you’d love to lock lips with.

“Can I buy you a beard?”

“Grow a beard, then we’ll talk.”

“Is your face from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!”

“Hey, girl, I heard you like beards so I grew you one last night.”

“Pick-up line? You mean beard?”

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“Her: I love your beard. I wish I could grow a beard like that. Me: I know of a way we can share for a while.”

“Come on, you know you wanna touch it.”

“Trust me, I have a beard.”

“I’m sexy and I grow it!”

“Follow me, my beard will lead the way.”
What beard-related pick-up lines have you heard or used? Share them with us in the comments section below.

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