It’s time to turn the dial up to sizzling, ladies. This Valentine’s Day, surprise your Valentine with a smouldering striptease. We’re giving you our top 10 signature stripper moves and the best songs to get your gear off to for a very saucy Valentine’s evening.
“You Can Leave Your Hat On” by Joe Cocker
Who needs to know any moves? If you’re a bit nervous, all you need to do is listen to Joe Cocker’s gravelly instructions.
Signature move: The chair
Stand on it, stretch your back over it, straddle it, swing on it, step on it so it tips and sashay around it, all while seductively using your hat. Just make sure the chair is sturdy and won’t break under your body weight.
“Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard
This is the perfect music for the girl with attitude. Strut your stuff and leave no questions about what you want from him.
Signature move: Sticky-sweet champagne
Once the top pops, sensually lick the rim with your lips and, when you drink from the bottle, allow the sparkling liquid to flow down your chin and throat, until your clothes are drenched and you need to remove them.
“Fever” by Beyoncé
Beyoncé’s saucy rendition of this 1956 hit is guaranteed to send his temperature soaring.
Signature move: The wall slide
A great workout for your glutes and thighs, this move requires a bit of stamina. The sliding down the wall part is easy. It’s the getting back up that’s not. Put your back to the wall and shimmy sexily until you are in the crouch position. Not sure how to shimmy? Pretend you’ve got an itch between your shoulder blades and use the wall to scratch it. Make sure your knees track directly over your toes to avoid any injury.
“Hot In Herre” by Nelly
Turn up the heat all the way to sizzle and remove all your clothes with Nelly’s strip club anthem.
Signature move: The sweat
The professionals use a mix of glycerin and water to create fake sweat. The hotter and sweatier you look, the crazier it’s going to drive your man.
“I’m A Slave For You” by Britney Spears
When desperation to have your man drives you to your knees, crank up a little Britney Spears.
Signature move: The alligator push-up
A super-sexy way to crawl on all fours across the floor is alligator-style. Your right arm and opposite leg move forward as you do a sexed-up push-up, then do the same with your left arm and opposite leg. Keep your eyes on your partner at all times.
“Touch Me” by Samantha Fox
Feeling a little demanding? This naughty little number tells your man exactly what you want.
Signature move: The breast shake
Brit model-turned-singer Samantha Fox was known for her giant assets, probably considered by some to be her best asset. The best way to do the shake is to make sure you’re wearing a push-up bra.
Lean forward, push the girls out and shimmy.
“Patricia The Stripper” by Chris de Burgh
New to striptease? This vintage song from Chris de Burgh provides all the instructions you’ll ever need.
Signature move: Lip-licking
Give him your best “I want you here and I want you now” face, gently bite your lips and then sensually drag your tongue slowly across your top lip.
“Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé
Slow and sensual, Michael Bublé’s blues rendition of “Feeling Good” is for the classy girl who wants to tease her man with graceful moves and dexterity.
Signature move: The splits
Flexibility is a must, but if you can pull it off, he’ll be wowed by your agility. Don’t attempt this unless you have warmed up and, of course, like all gymnastic-type moves, practice makes perfect.
“Cream” by Prince and the New Power Generation
“You’re filthy cute and, baby, you know it”, so what better song to frost yourself with diamonds and pearls for a strip that’s steamy? Grab a can of whipped cream and get to work.
Signature move: Cream
Make sure your Valentine is restrained before covering his chest in whipped cream and using your tongue to sensually lick it off.
Feeling even more adventurous? You might want to get jiggy with it outdoors >>
“We Can’t Stop” by Miley Cyrus
Pay homage to Miley Cyrus in a raunchy demonstration for your Valentine that will make her 2013 VMAs performance look like a teddy bear’s picnic for children. Of course, no striptease to this song is complete without a skin-coloured bikini, a foam finger and a giant soft toy.
Signature move: Twerking
Do a wide-leg body squat and now shake your bum frantically. Don’t forget to stick your tongue out as far as you can. With your foam finger, grab your crotch Michael Jackson-style. See, it’s easy!