A million things can go wrong during a
nice, long run (the need for a bathroom break, extreme fatigue, the list goes on); however, that dry, scratching feeling at the back of your throat when you’re a million (or just a couple!) miles away from water might just be the worst. But who the heck wants to ruin their stride by carrying a big ol’ water bottle?
Thankfully, there are other options for hauling your
hydration. Unfortunately, science has yet to come up with the perfect contraption for looking cool and staying hydrated while you work out, so it’s all about weighing the pros and cons of what we have to work with. Check a few of our favorites out: The handheld bottle
Carrying a water bottle (in your hand, not your shorts) is the obvious solution, but everyone knows if you’re running long enough to bring water, you’re not going to want to carry it in your hand for that long.
Pros: This product not only has a simple strap to keep the bottle securely in your hand, but the curved design also makes it more comfortable, giving your fingers a rest — so you can focus on running instead of gripping the bottle. Bonus: There is a dual elastic pocket to hold a phone, gels, keys and cash.
Cons: You’re still carrying your water bottle in your hand. Ever run with hand weights? Yeah.
Orange Mud Hydration Handheld
The fanny pack
OK, so no one will outright call the
R-Gear Full Throttle Bottle Pack a “fanny pack,” but if you remember going to Disneyland with your parents in the ’80s, you’ll immediately recognize it for the gloriously functional fashion accessory it is.
Pros: This pack belts around your waist with an ergonomic pocket to keep your water bottle close — no painful flopping around. It also has roomier pockets and more options for storage like a key clip. The positioning of the bottle against your lower back allows you to carry a larger-capacity bottle.
Cons: Feeling water slosh against your back is annoying, and while I wouldn’t say it’s difficult, reaching around your back isn’t quite as convenient as just lifting your hand.
Road Runner Sports R-Gear Full Throttle Bottle Pack 21oz
Even though a camel’s hump is filled with fat, not water, the desert-dwelling mammal still knows a thing or two about staying hydrated on long runs (or ambles). And carrying your water on your hump — er, back — is probably the most comfortable and convenient way to keep your water handy.
Pros: CamelBak’s Circuit Hydration Vest distributes the weight of the water across your back, which allows you to carry more water with less discomfort, sloshing and annoyance. The backpack can carry lots of additional stuff like a light jacket, headlamp and spare socks. Plus, the “straw” is situated right next to your parched lips.
Cons: Have you ever tried washing one of these things? It can (and should!) be done, but it’s not as easy as throwing a bottle in the dishwasher.
CamelBak Circuit Vest 50 oz Hydration Pack, Teal/Ice Green
The hydration belt
Hips are super handy things to have. They help birth babies, they rock a body-con dress and ballroom dancers would be lost without them. Plus, they’re great for carrying water! (Awkward segue? You’re welcome.)
Pros: You can customize your belt to hold anywhere from one to four little bottles. The smaller-sized containers allow you to ration your water better and distribute the weight more comfortably while still keeping them handy.
Cons: Maybe I run funny, but I always knock the side bottles with my arms.
FuelBelt H2O-Helium 2 Bottle Hydration Belt
The water bottle tank top & bra
You have to wear a bra when you run anyhow (yes, you do), so why not make it do double duty by carrying a water bottle on your back?
Pros: The low-profile mesh pocket means this tank top looks good with or without a bottle stashed in it. Hydro Pocket also carries sports bras, perfect for women who like to run with just a bra as their top. No extra layers, straps or packs required.
Cons: Specifically for the bra, I have no idea how it would work with a shirt.
Hydro Pocket Tank Top
The thigh holster
Runners are famous for their strong, powerful legs, so take advantage of that muscle by using it to tote your water.
Pros: This product is a novel idea, and for people who can’t or just dislike carrying things on their backs, waists or hands, it’s nice to have other options. Plus, who doesn’t want to feel like a super-stealthy spy on their run?
Cons: I… dunno about this one, guys. If you’re going to have a waist belt, why not just strap the water bottle to it and skip the thigh? Plus, chafing looks like a real problem here. But, I haven’t tried this one, so maybe it’s amazingly comfy.
Orange Mud HydraQuiver SUP-SIP
The bra with pockets
Boobs are also super handy things to have and most girls know the convenience of stashing a few necessities in their bra.
Pros: North Face’s Stow-N-Go bra features an internal double-layer center chest pocket for stowing essentials.
Cons: The pockets are small-ish, so when it comes to hydration, you’re probably stuck with just an energy shot in your cleavage.
The North Face Stow-N-Go IV Bra TNF Black 90s Geo Print (Prior Season) MD
Keeping your water close to your center of gravity is both convenient and comfortable, and the harness keeps everything in place.
Pros: Water bottles are strapped to your back for maximum convenience along with plenty of storage. You also have the comfort of a pack, but bottles are easier to wash and replace.
Cons: Not sure how comfortable this would be for anyone with larger breasts — or breasts at all, for that matter.
Orange Mud HydraQuiver VP1 2.0
The water bra
A bra filled with liquid isn’t exactly a new invention, but adding a flexible straw takes this from simple boob-booster to hydration helper. And, while this sports bra is marketed for sneaking booze around, it can handle any liquid including water or your favorite sports drink.
Pros: Your water literally couldn’t be any closer to your mouth than when it’s in the cleverly named WineRack, unless, that is, you strapped a trough around your neck.
Cons: Who wants to carry more weight on their chest?
The WineRack 200-008 The Wine Rack, Medium
A version of this article was originally published in November 2013.
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