Anyone else add their therapist’s number to speed dial after that second episode of Game of Thrones’ final season? Come on, I can’t be the only one. If there’s one thing we’ve learned from past seasons of Game of Thrones, it’s that happiness only leads to death and despair (and lots of fans walking into work with broken hearts on Monday morning). We’ve been treated to two episodes of delightful reunions between beloved characters and to balance it all out, we’re most likely going to lose more of our favorite characters in this upcoming episode than we did during the Red Wedding episode. In fact, I’m willing to bet the list of characters not returning for episode four is longer than Arya’s kill list. So, how will we possibly get through the impending bloodfest? With Game of Thrones-inspired cocktails of course.
So let’s deal with our emotions in a way that would make every citizen of Westeros proud! Just kidding. I wouldn’t actually recommend anyone drink as much as Tyrion, but if you’re going to have a cocktail or two on Sunday, here are all the recipes you’re going to need.