Forget subscription boxes like fancy-pants artisanal olive oils or the Salts of the World or the Book of the Month. People, the only subscription box that matters is here, offered by the brilliant mad marketing geniuses over at Amazon: an Oreo Cookie Club Subscription Box.
Yes, that Oreo. So you’ll never again have to have that terrible middle-of-the-night moment when milk and Oreos is all that will do — aaaaand the kids have put the Oreo box away in the cupboard empty. You now have more Oreo power than you’ve ever dared to dream of having in three-, six- or 12-month commitments — $60, $120 or $240 respectively. You’ll get one subscription delivery a month, but settle down, mathematicians. The $20 a month price includes more than one box of regular supermarket Oreos. Each subscription comes with two Oreo snacks — which could include cookies or candy (who knew?), an Oreo-inspired gift and your very own Oreo recipe card. Plus, it’s all packaged in a ridiculously darling, retro-inspired gift box.
Need more deets? Hey, don’t believe us, check out Amazon’s product description:
“An OREO Gift Box that contains two OREO flavors, a one-of-a-kind OREO inspired gift, and recipe card, all in an artistically designed OREO gifting box. Each month you’ll enjoy new OREO product innovations, or tried and true favorites. MSRP of $24.99 per box. This monthly subscription offers you with a variety of OREO snacks treats (can be cookies or chocolate candy) and unique OREO gift. Available in a 12, 6, or 3 month options. Makes a great surprise gift for family and friends, or a delicious treat for yourself. Get a delicious surprise each month with the OREO Cookie Club Gift Box subscription. Discover different OREO snacks and recipes, and OREO inspired swag. Makes a great gift for your family, or yourself.”
*Gulp* Um, yeah! We were totally going to buy these for other people. We’re philanthropists that way.
What do Amazon reviewers have to say about the Oreo subscription box? Well, there’s only one review so far, but it’s a good one: “I was stepping out on a limb buying into an unknown… but was pleasantly surprised! Inside the January box was a completely new flavor (spoiler alert: Hot and Spicy Cinnamon) and there was another package of Oreo that I didn’t even know was in the market, Hazelnut Oreo!”
Mmmm. Hazelnut Oreo. Excuse us. We have some Amazon shopping to cross off our to-do list… ahem.