Do you love booty? No, not that kind — since today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, I obviously mean pirate’s booty.
If you walk into your local Krispy Kreme and speak like a pirate, you’ll get one free Original Glazed Doughnut.
But, if ye be hard core and dress like a pirate, you’ll get a full dozen Original Glazed doughnuts, completely free. If you don’t have a costume, not to worry — when you get to Krispy Kreme, take a picture on Snapchat using their official Krispy Kreme Snapchat geofilter, save it, and show it at the register — you’ll get a free dozen doughnuts too. Now that’s a treasure chest of treats any pirate can get behind.
If you hate free stuff (who are you?), you can also indulge in one of their celebratory doughnuts, including a filled Pirate Doughnut and a skull candy-topped Skull and Crossbones Doughnut.
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Pirate without a sweet tooth? You’re still in luck!
Long John Silver’s is also offering sailors of the high seas a special Talk Like a Pirate Day deal.
Talk like a pirate at Long John Silver’s, and you’ll receive a free piece of Alaskan whitefish or chicken. Dress as a pirate and double yer booty with a free two-piece fish or chicken basket.
Just note that at both places, your costume has to have at least three pirate items — think hat, eye patch, bandana.
These offers are valid while supplies last, so what are ye waiting for? Jump ship (leave work) and head to Krispy Kreme or Long John Silver’s ASAP. Talk Like a Pirate Day comes but once a year, so the time to celebrate is now.