Everyone loves pizza. It’s like a scientific fact or something. Now there’s a necklace to help feed your pizza obsession. Seriously.
It was only a matter of time before some genius hero of our time would figure out how to put a plastic pizza pouch on a lanyard for the pizza fanatic on the go. Yes, for just $8 you can acquire your very own Portable Pizza Pouch. Stoners, survivalists and sportsfolks of all stripes should appreciate the convenience and luxury of carrying your very own slice everywhere for those inevitable pizza-related emergencies.
Still not convinced the Portable Pizza Pouch is a sound investment? Here are just a few instances you’ll be glad you’re wearing your next gooey, cheesy snack.
1. At a friend’s vegan dinner party
2. When the munchies hit in the middle of a concert
3. Or in the middle of a talk show appearance
4. Or even while you’re hosting the Oscars
5. You truly never know when the need for pizza will strike next… perhaps when you’re cycling?
6. Some of the world’s greatest love affairs were started over pizza, so you’ll be prepared for that
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