Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is actually happening (VIDEO)

Nov 10, 2014 at 3:30 p.m. ET

Imagine this: You're jonesing for a handful of Doritos, but you've also got a hankering for Mountain Dew that just won't quit. Been there, right? No? Me neither. But should I ever find myself in such a predicament, it's good to know that Mountain Dew's got it covered with its new flavor, which is being called "Dewitos." Yes, you read that right. It's Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew, people.

Doritos just might be taking over the world, one food mashup at a time. First there were Doritos Locos tacos. I can get on board with a cheesy chip as a taco shell... that makes some sense. Then, Doritos Loaded, the (powdered) cheesiest mozzarella stick you ever did see. Fine... everyone likes cheese added to cheese, right? But now, with Dewitos, they've gone too far. Nobody needs Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. Well, one person might:

Honey Boo Boo GIF

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But Honey Boo Boo aside, I think the rest of the world can do without cheesy soda. As Reddit user joes_nipples first reported, it tasted "like a weird mix of mountain dew flavor and doritos. Like if you shoved a handful of doritos in your mouth and chugged some dew at the same time." I've heard enough, even if he does go on to say, "It honestly wasn't that disgusting." I guess I'm just one of those people who prefers my chips in solid form.

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For those of you who think Mountain Dew and Doritos are a winning combination, I present you with these cupcakes that contain colors never produced in nature.


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