It’s been three years since Dexter ended with arguably the most awkward series finale in history. Remember, it was the one where — spoiler alert — Dexter’s girlfriend takes his son off to a foreign country, Deb dies, and Dexter becomes a lumberjack? Yup, it was weird. And unexpected. But it’s still got us thinking years later, so maybe the show won? Either way, looking back, here are the ways we would rewrite the ending.