Kim Zolciak was born for reality TV, and these epic one-liners of hers from Don’t Be Tardy prove it.
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Elevators are great… for sex
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo When you have six kids, you have to take time for yourself wherever you can, including in elevators.
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Yes, she’s the queen
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Zolciak’s home is even complete with throne-like chairs, because, you know, she’s the queen.
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Healthy sex life
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo The way to get her in the mood? Help around the house — which is why she and Kroy have such a healthy sex life.
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Starbucks is everything
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo She knows just how to measure a city’s worth (in this case, Kroy’s hometown in Montana): It must have a Starbucks.
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Say ‘no’ to public speaking
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Zolciak’s good at a lot of things, but public speaking is not one of them, even if it’s for the Atlanta Women’s Expo.
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Don’t come near her chinaware
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Her home is filled with amazing things, including Versace chinaware, but don’t think for one second she’ll part with it.
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The perks of steam cleaners
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Steam cleaners may be good for Kroy’s clothes, but Zolciak figures they’d work on her face too. LOL.
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Stripper scents?
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo She had some tough calls to make when launching her skin care line Kashmere. Seriously!
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Jiggly boobs? No problem
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Hey, when the paparazzi are filming you, there’s a reason to run, as Zolciak proved in Season 3.
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Cougar goals
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Probably the best argument anyone has ever made for being a cougar, like, ever.
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She’s done having babies
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Think Zolciak wants to pop out a few more children? Um, think again.
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Seriously… she’s done!
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo She’s not opposed to getting a little cosmetic help here and there, just as long as Kroy knows the cost of it.
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Parenting at its best
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Parenting at its best: When Brielle wears booty shorts, Zolciak is there to tell her to pull ’em down.
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Her kids are everything
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo Above all else, Zolciak is a great mom, and she’d never be disapproving of her daughters’ partners.
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Nasty feet!
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo She made a valid point about the cleanliness of ice skates during Season 2’s “Skate at Your Own Risk” episode.
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Sometimes shit happens
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo During Season 2’s “The Christmas Battle,” she had this gem to say about her expensive doll’s melting eyelashes.
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Bling, bling!
Image Credit: Graphics by Kristine Cannon/SheKnows; photos provided by Bravo She makes a great point. Also, what more can we say? We love Kim Zolciak and all her zingers!
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