Everything’s better with kale — including these 14 song lyrics

Kale-o … it’s me …

Late night snacks can be healthy, too. 

Eating cake in a bikini is too messy, anyway.

This Calvin Harris/Rihanna collabo says: “I’m just here for the kale.”

Unfortunately, some problems are bigger than kale. 

Yup, put the kale right there. In my hand.

Shh … the kale says it all. 

What’s your phone nu …? – Kale.

More like DJ KALE-ed.

If I could, I would marry it.

Thug life? More like SHRUB life, amirite?

By “wrecking ball” I mean “blender” for my green smoothies. 

Kale no, we don’t have a problem!

No, seriously, who? It’s ruined now.