17 GIFs of Christopher Meloni that are just too good to be true

I’d pay a pretty penny just to watch him kick-ball-change.

The gun show doesn’t come for free.

Meloni’s got some major ninja skills.

And a strong libido, to boot.

As Britney Spears says, “You want more?… ”

“… I’ll give you more.”

Is that Meloni was carved from the gods.

The beauty of this GIF is in its simplicity.

To quote Shakespeare, “O, that I were that knife upon that table, that I might touch that… ” — wait, that’s not right.

If the acting thing doesn’t work out for him, he might have a future as a fireman — or a stripper.

Who knew Meloni had some major break-dancing skills?

Meloni’s arc on True Blood certainly made me want to turn vamp.

Despite the creepiness in his lurk, this is some solid advice.

Meloni gives Orange is the New Black‘s Crazy Eyes a serious run for her money.

There’s peace in stillness.

You’re welcome.