OK, Tay. We see what you’re doing with all the cryptic stuff you’ve got going on — and we sure hope we’re right.
In case you missed it, Taylor Swift completely wiped all of her social media accounts clean. No more cute kitty photos of Olivia Benson, no more #squadgoals pics, no more shots of Swift performing her butt off on stage. All of it is gone.
Then, Swifty posted a weird, abrupt video of what appears to be a snake’s tail. There’s no caption or anything, so of course fans’ minds are running wild with theories and speculation. Most are super excited that the video could hint that Swift has more music on the horizon — for the first time in three years.
We’re excited for new music, of course, but mostly because we’re running out of pick-up lines to use in the clubs and Swift’s last album, 1989, provided us with some doozies. Yup, an awful lot of the lyrics on 1989 and her other albums seem like they could double as awesome one-liners in a club setting. Try some of these out… if you dare.
Originally posted March 2015. Updated August 2017.