17 Penny quotes from ‘The Big Bang Theory’ to celebrate Kaley Cuoco’s birthday

by Christina Marfice
Nov 30, 2015 at 2:30 pm EDT

Nov 30, 2015 at 2:30 pm EDT

Celebrities attend The Beverly Hilton 60th — Image: Brian To/WENN.com

In honor of Kaley Cuoco’s 30th birthday, here are her funniest lines from The Big Bang Theory.

"I do wanna fling my poop at her."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"We're putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater. Can you come? Oh great! Do you know 98 other people that might want to come?"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"What up, Shel-bot?"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"Oh you're going to jibber jabber about jibber jabber."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"No, mom. It's the same guy I've been going out with for the past two years. Yeah, the scientist. Well, it's complicated. He works with lasers and atomic magnets. No, I did not see it coming. No, we have not set a date. No, I am not pregnant. Yeah, this i

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"Holy crap on a cracker!"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1,400 bucks."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"You know, I remember my first bikini wax. My sister did it with duct tape and melted Crayolas. To this day, I can't look at a box of crayons without crossing my legs."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"Oh, please! I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"I think I caught the flu. *Throwing up*. Or the plague!"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"Isn't this when he says "bazooka" or something?"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one."

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"I’m a vegetarian, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I LOVE steak!"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

"Oh, I get it. Like C-3PO. ... What happened to me?"

Image: Graphics by Terese Condella/SheKnows; photo provided by CBS

Comments

New in Entertainment

Tyler Hubbard Hayley

Tyler Hubbard & All the Celebrities Who Have Had Babies in 2019 So Far

Jamie Foxx Katie Holmes

All the Celebrity Breakups of 2019 — So Far

Dwayne Johnson Lauren Hashian

All the Celebrity Couples Who Said I Do in 2019

Kristen Wiig

Kristen Wiig & All the Celeb Couples Who Recently Got Engaged

Ashley Graham

Ashley Graham & All the Other Celebs Who Are Expecting Right Now

bernadettegoldfinchpainthouses

17 Books That Will Be Adapted into Movies & TV Shows in 2019

ad