17 Penny quotes from ‘The Big Bang Theory’ to celebrate Kaley Cuoco’s birthday

by Christina Marfice
Nov 30, 2015 at 2:30 pm EST

Nov 30, 2015 at 2:30 pm EST

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In honor of Kaley Cuoco’s 30th birthday, here are her funniest lines from The Big Bang Theory.

"I do wanna fling my poop at her."

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"We're putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater. Can you come? Oh great! Do you know 98 other people that might want to come?"

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"What up, Shel-bot?"

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"Oh you're going to jibber jabber about jibber jabber."

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"No, mom. It's the same guy I've been going out with for the past two years. Yeah, the scientist. Well, it's complicated. He works with lasers and atomic magnets. No, I did not see it coming. No, we have not set a date. No, I am not pregnant. Yeah, this i

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"Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department."

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"Holy crap on a cracker!"

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"So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1,400 bucks."

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"You know, I remember my first bikini wax. My sister did it with duct tape and melted Crayolas. To this day, I can't look at a box of crayons without crossing my legs."

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"Oh, please! I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!"

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"I think I caught the flu. *Throwing up*. Or the plague!"

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"Isn't this when he says "bazooka" or something?"

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"And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?"

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"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon."

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"I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one."

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"I’m a vegetarian, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I LOVE steak!"

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"Oh, I get it. Like C-3PO. ... What happened to me?"

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