6 Times Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos Shared All the Steamy Details of Their Sex Life

Long-Distance Rituals

At the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ripa and Consuelos, like many other couples, had to deal with long-distance. But, of course, that didn’t mean any less sexy time between the two of them.

“We had sexual rituals,” Ripa said in the first episode of her podcast, Let’s Talk Off Camera. “They were so ludicrous over FaceTime. I became so alarmed at my appearance over FaceTime that I started rigging the computer to hang from a ladder. I hung the computer over a ladder so that I could look up to Mark and he did not have to see what gravity was actually doing. You get really close to yourself in situations when you’re separated from your husband for long periods of time.” Quite a visual, right? 

All About Consistency

In an interview with People last year, Ripa called their sex life “the one part of our life that has always been very good.” She continued, “Even when we’re arguing, it’s good.” Talk about keeping the spark alive!

Flashback to Baby-Making

On their youngest Joaquin’s 18th birthday, Consuelos posted a sweet tribute to his son and an adorable proud dad caption. Ripa, however, chose a very different vibe in her comment on the post. “You know what? Making him was so much fun,” she wrote along with five heart emojis. If you thought Joaquin’s mortified moment was over, think again. Consuelos jumped in with one more detail by responding to his wife’s comment, “#madeinmontreal.” 

Cohen Confessions

While in another appearance on WWHL with Andy Cohen, Ripa got candid about the places she and Consuelos have done the deed. After admitting the two had gotten intimate in a public bathroom, on a boat and in the All My Children set, she also revealed that they did it in Cohen’s house. 

“It was a rental house,” she remembered, per E! Online. “I figured I wasn’t desecrating anything.”

Lola Walks In

Back in 2019, Consuelos guest co-hosted Live and shared with Ripa that their daughter Lola walked in on the two doing the deed on Father’s Day. “I just wanted to say, I was not in the mood. There was a house full of people,” Ripa said, totally regretting their decision. “I could tell you were going through the motions,” Consuelos added. 

Lola, unsurprisingly, didn’t take it well either. “Thanks for ruining my birthday. And thanks for ruining my life. I used to see in color, and now everything is gray!” she said. We totally get it…

Sex & Sleep

In 2017, Ripa talked about how Consuelos would sometimes be “mean” after they’d had some sexy time, per Us Weekly. “I think it’s bizarre,” she said. “He becomes short with me. You know what I mean? Like irritated. And I’m like, ‘Oh, now you’re irritated? You were so loving three minutes ago!'”

After the comments received some backlash, Ripa admitted she was joking and Consuelos clarified what actually happens. “I just wanted to set the record straight that no one can be mean after something if they are unconscious,” he said. “I sleep.”