If you are nauseous from all this royal wedding hoopla, grab yourself an royal wedding sick bag. "Throne up" -- clever!

Commemorative plates are created for every occasion -- so of course, you have plenty to choose from for the royal wedding. Check out the blue dogs accented the edge of the Will & Kate plate.

Well the Brits do like their tea. So, these Kate and William tea bags do make sense, but they are weird nonetheless.

Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction are the must-have odd souvenir. They come in a pretty purple box fit for royalty.

A lifesize cardboard cut-out of the royal couple borders on creepy. Well forget bordering...it's just creepy.

Nothing says tacky quite like a pair of pink sliding doors with a portrait of Kate and William etched on them.

These royal wedding souvenirs would make a strange baby shower gift. The spoons have pictures of Kate and William in the handles.

Yes, they have made the royal couple into comic book characters. Get your copy of The Royals before they sell out!

Plenty of dolls have been created depicting the royal couple. None are quite as strange as these hand-knitted dolls depicted William and Kate.