Amanda Bynes is suing everyone & becoming a rapper

Amanda Bynes has unleashed a new torrent of Twitter rants aimed at everyone from the cops to Rihanna.

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It’s been a busy weekend on Twitter for Amanda Bynes. The troubled singer went on a rampage over her arrest at the hands of the NYPD Thursday night, alleging that the arresting officer sexually harassed and assaulted her, threatened to sue everyone, and tried to start a war with Rihanna.

On Saturday after being released from custody, Bynes began her weekend-long rant.

“Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies,” she wrote. “I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.”

“For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest,” she continued. “I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am.”

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“I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore,” she wrote, then kept going. “My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”

Earlier in the weekend Bynes struck out against Rihanna, but later denied the missives were hers.

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“Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs?” she mused. “I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I’m sick of all the lies!”

“Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.”

The NYPD denies there was any impropriety on the part of the arresting officer. “Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations,” NYPD spokesman Paul Browne told the New York Daily News. “To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time.”

Bynes claims her legal team will be filing suit in court later this week.

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