Martha Stewart joins Match.com
The 71-year-old domestic goddess is single and looking to mingle. And like everyone else you know, she's looking online for Mr. Right.
Stewart said she'd considered the dating site before, but hadn't actually pulled the trigger.
"Do you think I could possibly, maybe, find a match, like many of my employees?" Stewart asked Yagan, according to the New York Daily News.
"What we know we can get you is some great first dates. I think finding a soul mate for you might be a little bit difficult, but I think first dates are easily doable," Yagan replied.
Wait, so what does that mean? Martha Stewart has no soul? She's so difficult that no one would be her soul mate? That sounds weird, Sam Yagan. Wonder how you meant that.
Matt Lauer asked Stewart if she was looking for husband No. 2 (she has been divorced from former husband Andrew Stewart since 1990). Nah, said Martha. She just wants a friend with benefits.
"It depends. I'd like to have breakfast with somebody," Stewart said. "I'd like to go to bed with somebody. Sleep with somebody."
You go, Martha Stewart!
Stewart also added that she would be happy to use her real name on the site, but Yagan said that was a bad plan.
"It would be distracting to those initial conversations you have. Where everyone would be talking to Martha as opposed to really getting to know the person first," he said.
"And I might get some crazies," Stewart said.
The woman is rich, gorgeous, and smart as a whip, so surely she'll find a man worth making a perfect French omelet for, right?