After six drunken seasons on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore, it’s hard to imagine that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now the network’s official celebrity baby correspondent. But that’s exactly what is happening, as Polizzi doles out fashion tips to Kim Kardashian for a glamorous baby delivery.
Kardashian has been suffering through a few fashion mishaps during her pregnancy, and she looks downright uncomfortable in some of the wardrobe for her baby bump. Well, Snooki is here to rescue the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star so she has a very fashionable birth.
In a video filled with helpful hints, Snooki tells Kardashian about makeup application while waiting to deliver.
She says, “I waited 27 hours, and the whole time I just put on makeup and watched cartoons.”
Some of the colors she recommends are pink or red for the lips to dress up the “boring” white walls in the hospital. And of course, “Stay away from the nudes.”
Any fan of Kardashian’s reality show will know how much she loves her lashes, and Snooki didn’t forget that fact.
She advises, “Remember to bring an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse in case you are not at home when your water breaks. Just do like I did and bring a whole box.”
With the makeup taken care of, it’s time to think about fashion. Snooki states the obvious with “Hospital gowns are ugly.” While it’s doubtful the mommy-to-be would ever be caught in something so plain, the Jersey Shore star recommends Dolce & Gabbana and her signature leopard print for a little pizzazz.
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Because accessories like big hoop earrings “can get caught in your extensions,” the pint-sized gal thinks it’s good to wear diamond studs instead. She also wants Kardashian to grab a scarf to cover up any post-baby bloat.
Polizzi shares, “Trust me, you are going to be bloated and you’re going to have like a million double chins, so you are gonna wanna cover that s**t up.”
This is not the only celebrity Snooki has offered advice to. Her words of parental wisdom have already been broadcast to expecting Kate Middleton and new parents Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose.
It’s clear the new mom of baby Enzo is taking her new role very seriously. With so many Hollywood celebrities pregnant right now, whom will Snooki mentor next?
Watch Snooki’s delivery advice for Kim Kardashian.