Report: A Joe Jonas sex tape is coming
Joe Jonas is going to be the star of a new film — a sex tape — if a new report is to be believed. We're doubtful, but let's discuss the possibilities anyway.
Oh my. Just… oh my.
That's all we can manage to say after learning of a possible Joe Jonas sex tape that's allegedly coming out next month.
According to Blind Gossip, the middle brother in the Jonas Brothers trio stars in the graphic sex tape with his girlfriend, model Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Now, we don't know how valid this is — it's just a report, after all — but Blind Gossip claims the tape shows the couple using a variety of sex toys Fifty Shades of Grey-style.
"The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America," the website writes.
"The people who were in the room while the tape was being made were Joe, Blanda, and the photographer/videographer. The p/v is a friend of the couple, and was asked to shoot the video because they both trusted him. In addition to the video, he also took some very explicit nude photos of the couple."
Might want to rethink that whole "trusted" friend thing if this is true, Joe.
That's not all:
At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.
They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys… Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries "Owww! Don’t do that anymore!" Blanda is the more dominant one in the video...
You can read all the NSFW details over at Blind Gossip.
Jonas' rep told TMZ that no such tape exists.
"There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false," his rep said.
But, BG insists it's supposed to come out on April 3. If that does happen, get prepared to see Joe in a whole new way. If it's not true, the person who came up with this whole story needs to find a better way to pass the time.