If you’ve watched Bridezilla, you know that women go out of their heads trying to pull together the perfect wedding. Every detail is scrutinized and nothing is left to chance. If you’re getting hitched, who will join you and your beau in wedding bliss? Have you considered an ordained minister?
Almost five years ago, TV Guide named Omarosa one of reality TV’s top 10 villains. Now the All-Star Celebrity Apprentice is referred to in some circles as Reverend Manigault. Omarosa? A woman of the cloth?
As unlikely as it may seem, before becoming an ordained minister she was the assistant pastor at Weller Missionary Baptist Church in Los Angeles. Did the passing of Omarosa’s Green Mile fiancé Michael Clark Duncan soften the often evil reality TV star? Nope. She’s just as nasty on this season’s All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, and Radar Online recently reported that Omarosa is suing co-star LaToya Jackson for defamation after LaToya popped off that Omarosa “probably pulled the cord on Michael Clark Duncan.” Ouch. Not sure how much positive energy Omarosa can bring to what should the happiest day of your life.
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Wondering who to get to officiate your wedding and what band you’ll book? Why not get Mama Monster for an unforgettable wedding two-fer? Gaga isn’t giving up her day job just yet. She became an ordained minister to officiate the wedding of her lesbian/friend/yoga instructor. Still, a Vegas wedding with Gaga as the Elvis impersonator? Imagine the possibilities. Sure, she may have to officiate from a wheelchair after her recent hip surgery, but a Gaga gala would be unforgettable.
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When Kris isn’t busy with her momager duties for her incredibly famous daughters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, she can officiate your I Do’s. While the inappropriate conversations and activities that take place on Keeping up with the Kardashians hardly conjure up images of ministry and propriety, Kris is officially a woman of God. Huh. Does God know that? Regardless of what the man upstairs thinks of anyone with an internet connection and 10 minutes becoming an ordained minister, we’re left wondering if Momma K will officiate the next wedding of the century — Kim and Kanye West’s. Guess we’ll have to wait until she gets a divorce and has her baby first. Isn’t there something inherently not right with that last sentence?
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Shock jocktress Kathy Griffin is an ordained minister, though she claims she’s a one-hit wonder when it comes to joining people in holy matrimony. Still, if love and humor are synonymous for you, you might convince the Life on the D-list redhead to do an encore. Be warned — if you are easily offended the woman who went commando on Letterman and later offended America on New Year’s Eve with her inappropriate and over-the-top on-camera antics may not be the right person to join you and your significant other in wedded bliss.