Ewww: Jason London arrested, poops in police car

Jan 30, 2013 at 10:49 a.m. ET

A police report says actor Jason London defecated in a police car after he was arrested. He is accused of punching a bouncer in the face at a popular Scottsdale bar.

Jason London at a NYC film premiere.

So Jason London doesn't really have much a career these days, which is why he was partying pretty hard in Scottsdale, Arizona, on Sunday. TMZ reports London took his life to a new low when he pooped in a police car after law enforcement arrested him after disorderly conduct and assault. Eww.

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TMZ says they obtained a copy of the police report that details the actor's cringeworthy activities at Martini Ranch — a popular bar in Scottsdale, Arizona.

At first, Scottsdale police showed up to respond to a call that a man — London — was lying in the street and bleeding.

As cops and paramedics tried to treat London, TMZ says the police report details his increasingly aggressive behavior, which led to his arrest.

TMZ writes, "On [Jason London's] way to the police station… Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops, saying 'Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, b****.' "

Um, we're pretty sure none of those statements is remotely true.

Unfortunately, the situation became gross for everyone involved. London complained about the police officer's car smelling bad and then, according to TMZ, "leaned to the left and crapped in his pants." London followed the act by saying, "I told you I'm happy as s**t." So, so, gross.

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Jason London took to his Twitter account — with all 5,000 of his followers — and denied the whole pooping-in-the-car incident. He wrote late Tuesday, "Guys, the TMZ report is a total f***ing lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes." London continued, "I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."

I guess the irony of London's tweet is probably lost on him.

London is probably most famous for his role as Randall all the way back from Dazed and Confused (1993). Since then, he has landed continuous work, mostly in made-for-television movies and bit parts in hit television shows. Jason London is the brother of actor Jeremy London.

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