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Great lines from Gossip Girl

For the last six seasons, Gossip Girl has been home to some of the smartest, wittiest dialogue on television. In a little more than a week the series will roll credits for the last time. Here’s a look back on some of our favorite one-liners and comebacks to help mark the occasion.

Gossip Girl cast in Central ParkPerfect Comebacks…

Gossip Girl's Blair and Chuck(Season 5, Episode 24):
Chuck: I take it you’ve decided to have Lola move in for the summer.
Nate: She sleeps here every night, I want to see her every day. I figure why not?
Chuck: This place could use a woman’s touch.
Bart: Couldn’t we all.

(Season 5, Episode 7):
Blair: How much more do you need to see?
Dorota: Of duck pond? Not really my thing to begin with.

(Season 4, Episode 22):
Chuck: You’re a good friend.
Nate: One of us has to be.

(Season 3, Episode 13):
Serena: Did I tell you he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It’s so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It’s off-limits until you’re in a relationship.

(Season 2, Episode 1):
Chuck: You’re lying.
Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don’t match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn’t aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

(Season 1, Episode 13):
Chuck: Game’s not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.

Other brilliant one-liners…

Gossip Girl's GeorginaGeorgina about Nate (Season 6, Episode 2): Why is the pretty, vacant one calling me?

Blair (Season 5, Episode 24): Make a donation. Also include the ballet, the opera. Skip MoMa. Tim Burton isn’t art. I stand by that statement.

Chuck to Blair (Season 4, Episode 20): You won’t marry anyone else, you’re mine.

Chuck (Season 3, Episode 22): The world you’re looking at only exists from the outside. The only reason I survive in it is that I always knew it was empty.

Jack (Season 3, Episode 15): I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of “Chuck Bass.”

Blair (Season 2, Episode 17): Ladies! You can give your tiny brains a rest. Once again, the world has proven: Anything you can do, I can do better.

Blair to Georgina (Season 1, Episode 18): Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy b**** around here.

The ultimate line…

Blair: Why? Give me a reason… and “I’m Chuck Bass” doesn’t count. The true reason I should stay right here where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it… that I’m yours.

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