The Jolie-Pitt wedding invite list
From Billy Bob to Brad’s mom, who will (and won’t) make the guest list for Brangelina's big day?
Move over, Kate and Wills, there's a new royal wedding in town, courtesy of Hollywood royalty. That's right, Brangelina are finally getting hitched!
Brad has hinted at a December or January wedding, which means wedding prep is well underway. Of course, we'll be drooling over the pictures of the genetically blessed couple on their day of wedded bliss, but who will get to witness it firsthand?
The Jolie-Pitt brood
Pitt recently told People that his upcoming nuptials will be all about family, which, of course, includes the couple's six children, Maddox (11), Pax (9), Zahara (6), Shiloh (6), Knox (4) and Vivienne (4). And don't forget Jacques, the family's adorable bulldog — ring bearer, perhaps?
Billy Bob Thornton
Ex-husbands and new husbands don't typically go together. But we're not exactly talking about your typical couple, either. Billy Bob recently told TMZ he'd be "more than happy" to attend the Jolie-Pitt soiree if he's invited. Perhaps the pair will skip the traditional unity candle and have Billy Bob present Jolie's blood, instead?
It's no secret that Angelina doesn't exactly have a close relationship with her estranged father. But does that mean he'll be nixed from her wedding? Hopefully she can look past their differences and find a way to include him on her special day, even if he doesn't walk her down the aisle. Somehow, we don't exactly see the independent Jolie being "given away" at her wedding, anyway.
Which brings us to Angie's brother. If he is invited, will he be the one to walk her down the aisle? It's hard to say — especially given their rather, uhh, special relationship. Yes, we're referring to that super-awkward kiss on the lips after her Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for her role in Girl, Interrupted. Our advice to the groom: Make sure Haven is kept at a distance, especially when it's time to kiss the bride.
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler
Clooney and Keibler may not be tying the knot anytime soon, but that doesn't mean they won't be on hand to witness Clooney's BFF as he makes it official. Clooney would certainly make one dapper best man — and you know he'd throw an unforgettable bachelor party!
So you know how most couples have an A-list and B-list? Umm, yeah, let's add Jen to the never, ever, ever list. Jen and Brad split in 2005 amid tabloid rumors of an on-set romance between Angelina and Brad during the filming of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Jen has happily moved on, into the arms of fiance and actor Justin Theroux.
But not everyone has moved on, necessarily. At issue: Apparently Jane, the Pitt matriarch, was super-tight with Jen, which has caused some rifts in her relationship with Brad's current flame, Angie. Though Jane and Angelina may have clashed in the past, we don't see her invite being revoked just yet. After all, she is the mother of the groom, a mama's boy at heart. But that doesn't make the situation any less awkward. Perhaps she'll agree to show up if her ol' buddy Jen agrees to be her plus one.
Robin Givens and Mike Tyson
Another ex we don't anticipate making the cut? Robin Givens, Brad's ex-girlfriend from the late '80s. According to Givens' ex-husband, Mike Tyson, he walked in on Robin and Brad gettin' busy while they were still married. Well, they were technically in the midst of ending their three-month marriage, but still... we can only imagine the sheer terror Brad felt when the boxer caught them.
No matter who gets a golden ticket, we can't wait to watch this Hollywood power couple finally tie the knot!