Dr. 50 Cent tells us how to resist our sexual urges

Got a question about sex? 50 Cent has the answer.

50 Cent tells us how to stop self pleasuring

50 Cent might incessantly rap about women and sex and all the things that go along with it, but now he’s telling us it’s wrong. The “In Da Club” rapper went on a hilariously awesome rant Wednesday about, uh, self-pleasure. It wasn’t that he supports it. No, he wants to help people stop doing it so much because God says it’s wrong.

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“Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you #SMS,” he tweeted.

A few minutes later, he added this easy step-by-step guide to stopping.

Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.

Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.

Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs.

Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.

Pretty easy, right? It’s so nice that 50 Cent is there to tell us what’s wrong and right.

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This is hardly the first time Fiddy has waxed poetic about sexual topics this year. In May, he told Vibe magazine he’s for gay marriage.

“I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. Look how long it took him [President Obama] to say he was for same sex marriages. You understand? I’m up for it,” he said. “If everyone else is for it, then hey, to each his own. I don’t have personal feelings towards it because I’m not involved in that lifestyle. I want people to be happy. It makes for everything to be better.”

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Of course, that’s only with the caveat that gay men don’t touch him.

“We need organizations for straight men. We do,” he added. “We need organizations for straight men in the case you’ve been on the elevator and somebody decides they want to grab your little buns.”

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