Dina Lohan is totally drunk on Dr. Phil

Mother of the Century Dina Lohan appears on Monday’s episode of Dr. Phil to talk about her parenting skills — or lack thereof. We can’t wait for this trainwreck.

Dina Lohan drunk on Dr. Phil

Dina Lohan is set to appear as Dr. Phil McGraw’s guest on Sept. 17 — and we can’t wait! The short teaser clip shows a fidgety and flippant Dina as she tries to defend her parenting skills.

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How bad was she? Well, you know it’s bad when her ex-husband Michael Lohan makes fun of her antics.

“Was she drunk?” Michael asked Dr. Phil in a video interview.

In the two-minute clip, we see Dina giggling when confronted about her daughter’s incessant partying and legal troubles.

“If she was living in New York at the time, five of them would be obsolete,” Dina countered when Dr. Phil confronted her with Lindsay’s numerous arrests over the past 10 years.

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Dr. Phil was having none of those shenanigans. “You have come on here being phony and flitting around,” he admonished her.

“I’m not flitting around. I’m being scrutinized by you people,” she countered.

“You people?” McGraw barked back, leading Dina to shrink in her seat. He also accused her of stealing money and royalties from Lindsay’s various movie and television projects.

“Can I go home now?” Dina replied.

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Dina, of course, later continued the Lohan family tradition of lying by insisting she wasn’t drunk during the interview.

“I don’t care what it looks like. I’m fine, and I don’t care what anyone says,” Lohan told TMZ. “All people saw was two minutes edited [out] of an hour-long interview. Of course they cut it to make it interesting. That’s their job. I don’t blame them for doing that. Some of the comments were taken out of context, but I’m fine. I’m fine.”

Keep telling yourself that, Dina.

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