The Voice returns to TV tonight in all its swiveling red-chaired glory, and drama is already a-brewin’. Following a last-minute scheduling switch, the show will now premiere an extra night… putting it on a collision course with rival X Factor. Which will you be tuning in to? See how the two stack up.
The Voice: NBC
X Factor: Fox
The Voice: Larger teams (16 people!) and the option for the judges— Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green and Christina Aguilera — to steal “discarded” contestants from each other
X Factor: Wildcards Britney Spears and Demi Lovato joining veteran judges Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid on the panel
The Voice: Everyone’s favorite veejay, Carson Daly
X Factor: TBD… although word has it Demi is gunning to get her pal Khloe Kardashian for the gig
The Voice: Christina… AKA the artist formerly known as Xtina
X Factor: Two! Demi and Brit-Brit, y’all
The Voice: Country cutie Blake and Maroon 5 sex symbol Adam
X Factor: Uh… [insert sound of crickets chirping]
The Voice: Cee Lo’s pampered pet, not Purrfect the Cat anymore
X Factor: A tossup between Simon’s ego and Brit-Brit’s multiple personalities
The Voice: Advisers Mary J. Blige, Rob Thomas, Billie Joe Armstrong and Michael Buble
X Factor: Mentors Justin Bieber and Marc Anthony (thus far)
The Voice: The judges don’t see the contestants until they hit the button on their fancy spinning chairs, signaling their interest in having that singer on their team.
X Factor: Contestants have to be ballsy from the get-go — their first audition is in front of a massive audience, in addition to the judges.
The kind of “constructive” criticism
The Voice: “You have a great sound; you’re developed. Cee Lo has another meaning for the word ‘developed’ when he talks to you.” — Blake Shelton
X Factor: “It was like, imagine I am a factory in China, and I’ve been given an order to manufacture 10,000 Justin Bieber dolls that sing and dance, but it kind of went wrong in production. That’s what you are. It wasn’t quite right.” — Simon Cowell
The Voice: Christina’s colossal cleavage (did anyone else notice that unnaturally large vein last season?)
X Factor: Untalented trainwrecks whose mamas always told them they were destined for greatness
The Voice: Those untalented trainwrecks mentioned above — the talent is pretty heavily vetted here
X Factor: Any sort of set-lightening sexual tension among the judges… think Simon and Paula
The Voice: $100,000 and a record deal with Universal Republic
X Factor: A whoppin’ $5 mil (!!!) recording contract with Syco/Sony Music
The Voice: Javier Colon (Season 1) and Jermaine Paul (Season 2)
X Factor: Melanie Amaro, whose first single failed to impress
The Voice: 8/7c on Wednesday and Thursday
X Factor: 8/7c on Monday, Tuesday and — only for the premiere week — Wednesday
The Voice: Last season’s playful sparring between Christina and Adam came to a head when she slammed his contestant (and her former fellow Mouseketeer) Tony Lucca during the finale… their rivalry alone is worth watching for. Well, that and to see what other spherical object Christina slaps on her head and tries to pass off as a hat.