Psychic love predictions for Hollywood’s hottest couples

With all of their breakups, makeups and relationship drama, who can possibly know what’s next for our favorite A-list stars?

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As much as we’d love to have x-ray vision and skip right to the juiciest celeb dirt of the future, we went straight to the experts at Oranum psychic network, which interacts with users via chat, email and webcam, to see if they could shed some light on what the actual stars hold for our Hollywood glitterati. Read on to find out whether there’s hope for K-Stew and R-Patz and why we should keep our ears open for a John MayerKaty Perry track later this year.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

A bit of background: The July 2012 tabloid reports of Stewart cheating with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders paired with Stewart’s and Sanders’s breathless apologies were packed with more drama than the Twilight franchise itself. Stewart and Pattinson had been linked since 2008; Stewart has reportedly moved out of the Los Angeles home she and Pattinson shared (U-Haul and everything!).

Oranum psychic Dr. Nikki Delaney’s predictions: “OK, this is just youth being crazy here. Kristen did wrong: We all know it — we all saw it. But she’s also very young and in a unique situation. (Shame on R.S. — just what does ‘married’ mean again?) These two lovebirds will figure it out and get it back on track.”

“Why? Because they really do love each other. Kristen just has to remember that the emotions she creates for the camera are for the camera. She hasn’t reached the professional maturity yet to be able to separate the two! What she feels for Robert is real. Her reaction to the R.S. situation… She’s learned a lesson. Poor Robert! This is a man truly in love. My recommendation? Kids, get some relationship counseling. You love one another, and that is far more precious than diamonds or rubies. Fans fade away, the limelights flicker, and you only have each other in the end. If this is something you want to keep, cherish it every day!”

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

A bit of background: After a whirlwind courtship, Holmes gave birth to daughter Suri in April 2006 and wed Cruise a few months afterward, in November. About five and a half years later (in June 2012), she filed for divorce and was granted primary custody of their child, now 6.

Dr. Delaney’s predictions: “I know it is the round of Hollywood revolving relationships that on-again off-again is a routine. However, I do not see that happening here. Katie is done and has had enough. She is tired of being a shadow and really wants a life where she feels she counts and she has value and worth beyond being the arm decoration or brood mare for Tom. As for Tom? What man in his position would not have been happy with Katie?”

“I know that 50 is the new 40 and all that, but seriously, let’s get real. Tom is ready for a different phase of life than Katie is. This relationship was doomed from the start. Neither had really given the long-term considerations a thought. While they will do right by their little one (you did realize that that breakup and divorce filing, etc., was all perfectly orchestrated for the press, right?) and they will be good parents each of them, their daughter will have the enjoyment of two families that love her. Both her mom and her dad will make sure she has nothing but the best — with love on top of the list. While Tom and Katie will figure out how to be friends that are parents, I do not think there will be a reuniting of their love.”

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Katy Perry and John Mayer

Katy Perry & John Mayer

A bit of background: Perry went through a very public split with her comedic-actor husband of 14 months Russell Brand after she filed for divorce in December 2011. Mayer largely retreated from the public eye after some controversial interviews, including a damning 2010 Rolling Stone piece, in which he likened ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson to “sexual napalm.” Perry and Mayer were recently seen exiting L.A. hotspot the Chateau Marmont together in early August — Perry climbed into a car’s passenger seat and Mayer took the wheel, adding fuel to the fire that the two songbirds are now lovebirds.

Dr. Delaney’s predictions: “Why not have a little fun while you are way on top? Katy is ready to cut loose and relax and have fun in her life again. She’s had too many doses of serious and is ready to move into a more fun frame of mind. She has lots of new looks to create and music to write. What musician would not want a hunk of a muse? Hmmm? I mean, really? I doubt that this is more than a couple who connect at this time and have things to teach one another and to do together. I do not see them doing the forever-and-ever-amen thing. Of course, when we first start dating we all do the ‘what would the rest of my life be like this?’ Let her enjoy her fun. She’s on the top of her game.”

“I mean, someone who sings, ‘So hold me close / For I’m so tired of holding myself / So very tired and tired / Tired and tired / Just hold me” (Katy Perry, “My Own Monster”) is not the kind of gal who is going to want to spend a lot of time alone after becoming single again. Besides, can you imagine the jams these two could create? I’d love to be a fly on the wall when they just start singing. I bet Saturday night jam sessions would be totally unreal! This is a perfect match for a celebrity rebound. Fun on both sides and what these two share at a very deep and intimate level is… the music. The music that grows between these two is awesome. Don’t be surprised if you see a few duet tracks being laid down before fall is here!”

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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

A bit of background: After 14 years and two kids with his partner Vanessa Paradis, the pair split in June 2012, and Depp reportedly began dating 26-year-old actress Amber Heard — he even bought her a horse. But recent photos showed Depp and Paradis smiling and holding hands on a family outing.

Dr. Delaney’s predictions: “Ahh, Johnny, you just can’t decide what you want can you, hon? You know what you feel when you feel it, but you don’t know how to keep pushing past the initial thrill to learn what true commitment and honest dedication can mean. When it comes time to choose to be a real man and keep it in your pants, you seem to miss the point.”

“Recent rumors of he and Vanessa reuniting are bupkis. What you see is for the kids. As one of the paparazzi faves, Johnny knows there is always a camera somewhere. While Vanessa is a great mom, no one can control everything their children see. The public face of happy friends and family is all we’ll ever see from Johnny and Vanessa. But she is made of pretty stern stuff and, frankly, she just does not want to deal with the mess.”

“Johnny is going to have to grow up and realize that even though you have achieved international acclaim as an actor, it is still the person inside — the core of who you are — that brings the lifetime commitment for love and marriage. He’s got to get rid of the ‘Yeah, I’d do ya!’ look whenever a camera is near before we see a change in him regarding relationships. He may not have learned yet that not everyone puts celebrities on a pedestal. Johnny’s final tumble into love will be with a simple small-town type girl who doesn’t care about the money or the fame. She will care about Johnny — just “Johnny” — and she frankly won’t give two wits about Johnny Depp the movie star! And she’ll be strong enough to make him find that inner core that will make him want to remain faithful to her. But that is a long way ahead. He’s got several more turn-and-burns to go through first!”

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Thank you, Dr. Delaney, for your expertise! We’ll be keeping a close eye on these celebs and hoping they all get their own Hollywood endings.

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