Women across the world shed a small tear upon hearing the news of ever-so-sexy Matthew McConaughey’s June 9 nuptials to longtime love Camila Alves. Alas, the shirtless wonder is not the first obscenely hot celeb to saunter down the aisle and join the ranks of off-the-market eye candy — must smokin’ hot celebs marry smokin’ hot mates? Judging by these delectable duos, the answer appears to be a resounding yes.
Matthew McConaughey and Camila (Alves) McConaughey
Yep, Brazilian beauty Camila Alves finally got this Southern boy to shirt up long enough to get hitched. Chin up, though, ladies… we’ll always have Magic Mike (sorry hubs, wild horses won’t be able to keep me out of the theater that day).
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Pre-Jolie, we’d been drooling over Brad Pitt for years (who could forget tasty, tortured Tristan in Legends of the Fall?). Now we ge to watch him fawn over Angie and their gaggle of kids. Not quite as much fun as harboring the fantasy of a casual encounter with Pitt in the supermarket, leading to love (or lust, we’re not picky) after catching eyes over the catch-of-the-day.
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
She’s drawn comparisons to Jolie and frequently tops men’s magazines’ hot lists… even we have a little girl crush on her. She’s married to (and knocked up by!) Brian Austin Green, who has grown from 90210 cutie to full-blown sexy beast.
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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
Ever since he caught that cab to Bel Air, we’ve been wishing Will Smith would get fresh with us. Funny, smart and sexy, this overachiever boasts one of the most succesful marriages in show biz. His leading lady? Pocket-sized knockout Jada Pinkett.
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David and Victoria Beckham
Could famous Brit “footballer” David Beckham be any yummier? We’d like to take this time to thank the brilliant minds behind his scantily-clad fashion billboards; abs (and, ahem, other things) like Beck’s deserve to be several stories in glory. Oh yeah, and he’s married to fashion plate Victoria Beckham. Boo.
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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen
Sex symbol star athlete Tom Brady marries Gisele Bundchen, world’s hottest model — blah, blah, blah. What we’d really like to see is a reversal of roles: the quarterback (with the nice tight end) in next-to-nothing for Victoria’s Secret, and the leggy lingerie lass being sacked on the 40 yard line.
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Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan
After getting footloose with her in the first movie of the Step Up franchise, Channing began dating — and eventually put a ring on — irritatingly likable actress Jenna Dewan (she’s stunning and bagged him; we’d prefer to hate her). How fortuitous for us that he shares the screen with Mr. McCona-hottie in Magic Mike!