Meghan McCain: I only have, like, one Vuitton purse

Mar 16, 2012 at 5:02 p.m. ET

Meghan McCain sat down with Playboy for a new interview -- and she's blasting everyone from her old rival, Bristol Palin, to her haters. What did the blonde political pundit have to say?

Meghan McCain talks to Playboy about Bristol Palin

No one can ever accuse Meghan McCain of not speaking her mind. The frequent MSNBC contributor — and daughter of Arizona Sen. John McCain — is at it again in a new interview with Playboy.

Among the things McCain discussed in the interview? Well, she's not a lesbian, hates talking about politics in bed --  and she still hates Bristol Palin, the daughter of her dad's presidential running mate, Sarah Palin.

"I saw her across the room. That girl biffed it fast, totally took off. All that stuff she wrote was a total lie," she said. "I have, like, one Louis Vuitton purse. She's just young and confused and was thrust into all this. The media aren't kind to her. But once someone signs up for Dancing With the Stars, it's hard to sympathize."

McCain was referring to Palin's memoir, where she commented on the McCain's materialism. "I’ve never seen people with so much Louis Vuitton luggage, so many cell phones and so many constant helpers to do hair and makeup."

So it's safe to say these two won't be getting mani/pedis together anytime soon. But would McCain sign on for DWTS, like her Alaskan adversary?

"Never!" she said, adding that "Hell would freeze over before I would do a reality show. You certainly won't see me dancing on TV. I'm the worst. I have, like, two moves — the hair flip and the shoulder move and that's it, baby."

There is one thing she really likes, though: Sex.

"I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking," she told the reporter. "I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly [heterosexual]. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men."

Uh, cool? Thanks for letting us know, Meghan.

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