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What Snooki’s babies would look like

Snooki has officially confirmed her pregnancy! What the world wants to know is what this Jerseylicious little guido or guidette will look like — and lucky for you, we’ve figured it out.

What will Snooki's baby look like?

Behold: Snooki’s baby — or at least our rendering of what the little guido or guidette will look like. Snooki confirmed her pregnancy and engagement so now we’re wondering exactly how tan this kid will be when he or she comes out! Complete with guyliner for a boy and a ladystache for a girl, this kid will fit right into The Jersey Shore beach house, local pizza parlor and Las Vegas pool party.

Baby Snooki’s favorite things

Favorite food: Mashed pickles

Favorite drink: Irish car bomb

Hobbies: Sleeping, pooping, tanning and drinking. Just like Mommy!

First word: “Wah!” Again, just like Mommy!

But is it possible that Snooki’s party days are over? She told Us, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”

We’ll believe it when we see it — and we can’t wait to see this bronzed-up baby, too!

Snooki Confirms She’s Pregnant and Engaged
It’s confirmed! Jersey Shore’s favorite meatball is pregnant and engaged… and she does’t care what anyone thinks.

Tell us: Is our version of Snooki’s baby the cutest thing you’ve ever seen or what?

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