“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed,” Rivers told RadarOnline. “She took herself right out of that superstar category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like.]”
“Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No, and you want to say, you idiot! You brought us back to the fact and we’ve all forgotten that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!”
Truth be told, we rather liked that old Angelina better than this super fake one.
“This is the first stupid move she’s made,” Rivers ranted. “She handles her own PR, career and it’s all been very thought out. She turned around from kissing her brother on the carpet to being a representative of the United Nations and she’s done it all. She turned herself around to be a superstar and you go whoops! Maybe she had a drink?”
As far as Jolie’s incredible shrinking body goes, Rivers had some brief but harsh criticism there, too. “That looks like Auschwitz adjacent.”
It’s okay, Rivers is Jewish, she’s allowed to make jokes like that. There’s a whole episode of Seinfeld about it and everything.