Khloe and Lamar's sex swing shenanigans
The new season of Khloe and Lamar started with a bang on Sunday night. First item up for sharing? Khloe's sex swing experiment.
The Kardashians are known for sharing way too much about their personal lives, but Khloe Kardashian takes the crown as queen of oversharing with the season two premiere of Khloe and Lamar.
The episode — filmed before the NBA lockout ended — shows life before Lamar Odom was traded to the Dallas Mavericks. Life gets kind of boring during the waiting game, so Kardashian decides to spice up their romantic life with a sex swing.
"Our relationship is phenomenal. We're so in love with each other; he makes me feel so confident and sexy. I don't see why there has to be an ending to the honeymoon phase, so I'm always trying to keep [our relationship] spicy and new. In my quest to have this passionate sex life with Lamar, I'm going to turn Rob's old bedroom into a sex chamber of love," she said in the episode.
To do that, she enlists her assistant, Malika, to install the swing in their ceiling.
"It's so much work to be a sexual person!" She complained as they inserted bolts into the ceiling. She quickly entices her 32-year-old hubby to test out the swing, but it breaks and sends the 27-year-old reality star crashing into the bed.
"I guess I didn't install it right," she joked. "I'm not a handyman. I'm trying to push the limits and try something new."
Her next step is to create a little love den in the room formerly occupied by Rob Kardashian. However, Odom isn't down for the nookie.
"I was just thinking that I love this s**t, but I'm a little beat. Daddy-O is tired," he told his wife.
Kardashian was noticeably hurt by the slight. "I'm embarrassed because I went through all of this, but he turned me down. My feelings are a little hurt. I feel rejected."
She might have felt rejected, but Odom explained why he felt that way.
"With Khloe, it goes beyond lovemaking," he said. "[Our relationship is about] being friends, having compatibility and being there for each other."
Of course, this makes her feel more confident about their relationship.
"Lamar and I have a passion for one another that doesn't necessarily have to be sexual," she said. "What we have is pure and it's always going to be there."