Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again
General Hospital couldn't write a better storyline: Kourtney Kardashian is expecting her second child just as her infamous kid sister Kim watches her dreams of staying married longer than five minutes and having a billion babies slowing fade.
Kourtney's got a bun in the oven! Christmas has come early for reality socialite Kourtney Kardashian and her wing-tipped-wearing beau of four years, Scott Disick: The couple is expecting their second child together.
"Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family," Kourtney tells Us Weekly.
Kardashian, 32, and Disick, 28, are already the parents of Mason Dash Disick, who'll turn two on Dec. 14. People insiders say the Kourtney & Kim Take New York stars learned that Kourtney's womb is currently occupied by what cynics might call a "happy accident" shortly after her sister's divorce bombshell dropped last month.
"This baby was unexpected, but it's 100 percent a blessing," says a source.
In a piece of curious timing, Scott and Kourtney's baby news comes just a week after the supermarket glossy Life & Style published a scoop about Disick hooking up with former Laguna Beach villain Kristin Cavallari during Kourtney's last pregnancy. The alleged affair ended soon after Kourtney discovered she was pregnant with Mason.
"Scott and Kristin hooked up in Las Vegas when he was on a break from Kourtney," a source told the mag. "Kourtney was furious. She and her sisters have referred to Kristin as 'the whore bag' ever since."
(Has Kourtney never watched Friends? They were on a break! And her name did start with K.)
"Scott and Kristin were hooking up on and off for a year, maybe even two," the source added. "When Kourt and Scott would fight, he'd party with Kristin and hook up."
For her part, Cavallari has denied the story.
Kourtney's second pregnancy is likely to hit her younger sisters like an Acme safe. Khloe, 27, has been trying unsuccessfully to conceive with her baller husband Lamar Odom since the pair wed two years ago. And just this week, Kim — who announced her separation from husband Kris Humphries in October, after just 72 days of marriage — admitted that she's now worried she'll never become a mother.
"I always wanted what my parents had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three and now I'm like, maybe I won't have any. Maybe I'll just be a good aunt," the buxom brunette says in the January issue of Glamour. "At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that. That's how I feel. Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would, but that's OK."
Still no word on when wedding bells will ring for Kourtney and Scott -- a fact which is sure to leave Grandma Kris Jenner very displeased. Think they'll ever take the plunge? We could sure go for another Kardashian Wedding Special.
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