No fornicating for Prince Harry warns Arizona mayor
Prince Harry has moved on to the next portion of his training, this time in Arizona -- but if he thinks he's going to be fooling around with any cocktail waitresses in Gila Bend, he's got another thing coming.
Men of Gila Bend, Arizona: Lock up your daughters! Randy Prince Harry is in town! The spare heir has completed the California portion of his American Apache helicopter training and has moved on to the military base in tiny Gila Bend, Arizona -- a desert town with little for people to do except polish their guns in anticipation of protecting the innocence of their virginal daughters.
Home to just 1700 people, Gila Bend is no party town -- and Mayor Ron Henry wants Prince Harry to be very clear that the town's young ladies are off-limits.
"There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters," Henry told the press.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we have some very pretty girls here. Some of the dads won't take too kindly to a prince fornicating the night away and drinking into the small hours."
"It is a very quiet town with a lot of good Christian people. This isn't a party town," Henry warned.
Lucky for Harry, Scottsdale is just a little more than an hour away, where he will likely find lots of places to party and lots of women willing to, er, fornicate with a prince -- without the threat of daddy's shotgun looming overhead.
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