Jim Carrey hearts Emma Stone
Jim Carrey posted a video love letter to actress Emma Stone on his website Wednesday.
In the intense and somewhat creepy homemade video, Carrey says, "Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you."
"We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire," Carrey continues. "…And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you."
"But I'm not. I'm 49," Carrey says. "I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."
OMG gross! Also gross? Him mentioning the sex he'd like to have with Emma Stone.
What the heck is going on? Has the Mister Popper's Penguins star totally lost the plot? That's debatable, but he is now backtracking and saying it was all for the sake of his art but is still kinda true.
"Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru," he tweeted.
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